“I went to the mall”

I’m going to be honest here, my pants
size is 32x34. I needed a new gray pants.
I walked to every store in the mall.
I talked to every clerk I could find.
No pants my size. Period.
I called Jurgens & Holtvluwer,
and asked the question,
“Do you sell tall and skinny?”
The next day I had my new gray pants,
tailored to fit. I love these pants.